A friend of mine sent me a link to one of the most ridiculous (and gross) products I have ever seen (the product was called Squeez Bacon - that's right a type of bacon paste in a bottle - but enough about that). While I was upset that he sent me something so disgusting, I would later thank him because it led me to one of the greatest products ever. A true "Must Have". Ladies and gentlemen I give you the one... the only... Tauntaun Sleeping Bag!
Can you believe something so cool exists? I mean, how could you not want one of these things? If you're questioning whether or not you need one, let me review a few of the features provided by the folks at ThinkGeek.com:
- classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass
- built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow
- glowing lightsaber zipper pull
This has to go down as one of the greatest things ever. Not only because it's a Star Wars product, but because it let's you get up close and personal with one of the most important creatures in The Empire Strikes Back. Hell, without the Tauntaun to save Luke's ass from the bitter cold Star Wars wouldn't be half of what it is today! Think about it... the Tauntaun single-handedly saved the franchise. Who'd a thunk it!
So, if any of you dear readers are looking for a good birthday gift idea for me this year you know what to do. Now if I could just get my wife to dress up like Han Solo when she tucks me in at night... err... wait... nevermind.
The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag is available at ThinkGeek.com.
Click here to get yours!
2 comments:
Hopefully the inside of the sleeping bag smells better than the insides of a Taun-Taun
It'd be even cooler if they used more of a shag type material for the lining... much like the stuff that squirts out when Han cuts it open. I'm sure that would start to smell quite a bit after a while.
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